I have massive trust issues so I made this paranoid OP plugin because giving /op in 2026 is just asking to get griefed

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bro... handing out /op in 2026 is actually insane behavior 💀
one of my staff tried sneaking his friend OP for "just building bro trust me" and i almost blue-screened irl. my heart rate hit 200.

regular command blockers? cooked. straight up useless. rogue admins, backdoored plugins, forceop exploits - they all laugh at that weak shit now.

so yeah... i went full schizo and made OPGuard.

zero-trust bouncer mode activated. if your UUID ain't hardcoded in the whitelist? no op for you, ever. periodt. even if some gremlin admin or infected plugin tries to force it through the backend, it instantly yanks the OP and yeets them - kick or ban, pick your poison.

i added some sanity features because i hate annoying plugins with a burning passion:
• no braindead discord spam. some 9 year old types /plugins? they just get the classic "unknown command" vibes. only actual unauthorized op attempts trigger the webhook + ban hammer. no false positives, i refuse.
• console monitoring too cuz apparently console injection is a thing and i'm not taking any chances

i'm genuinely running out of paranoia ideas at this point. the modrinth is here if you wanna stare at my trust issues in plugin form: https://modrinth.com/plugin/opguard

go ahead and roast my plugin, tell me what dumb bypass i completely slept on, or just download it and try to break it for fun. idc anymore, feed my delusions 😂

anyone else running on max trust issues or is it just me coping hardcore?

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